+++ Dad: Son killed his father +++
+++ "Hi, Jack!": politeful kidnapper greets his victim +++
+++ What a Miss Steak: meat eater club votes female vegetarian for beef ambassador +++
+++ Has no glue: pupil doesn't know how to attach things +++
+++ There's Snowden eyeing: whistleblower is definitely looking at you +++
p2k, ca8, p2k, tom, p2k, wye
