Last night, the Electros were first to demonstrate their power with a good dozen members cruising the inner city of Duisburg on overly tuned electric bikes and in uniform gear (yellow safety vests with a socket patch). The whole episode died down after about 45 minutes when the group had to dissolve due to lack of battery power, forcing the e-bikers to walk home.
“All we can do is warn the public against them”, said Mike Jänisch, spokesperson of the German Federal Criminal Police Office. “These e-bikers have partly established mafia structures, and often appear in packs.” The most dangerous thing about them, though, is that you cannot hear them coming. “Victims report hearing a faint buzzing noise before suddenly finding themselves encircled by the gang.”
The Electros use a seedy frappucino bar in the suburbs as their headquarters, clearly distinguishable by the mean e-machines parked in front of it.
According to insider information, the Electros elected Dr Hubertus von Hoppenbüttel as their president, a former high school principal from a wealthy suburban area and now head of the gang. High-profile pedagogues are also said to have been chosen for the offices of vice president, secretary and treasurer. Nationwide, the number of “prospects”, recruited mainly in bourgeois areas, presumably runs into the thousands.
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swo, ssi, dan; picture above: dpa; picture bikes: Shutterstock; first published 2017-03-08
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