USA: black man survives stop-and-search-operation unwounded

Greensboro (dpo) – In the US, there has been a sensational incident again between a Police Officer and an Afro-American citizen. In a stop-and-search operation in Greensboro, North Carolina, 29-year-old Dwayne Harris was apparently neither killed nor brutally beaten up. The American public are puzzled about the Officer’s motives, who idly allowed several opportunities for use of violence to lapse.
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Trump given toy telephone to stop him getting into any more trouble

Washington (dpo) - President Donald Trump’s team today subtly switched out the Oval Office telephone for a brightly coloured toy telephone from Fisher Price. It is hoped that the swap will prevent the President from getting himself into hot water on calls to other Heads of Government.
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Loch Ness monster hatches young

Loch Ness (dpo) - Scotland now has even more to see – another four attractions, to be precise. Blurred black and white photographs show that the world-famous Loch Ness monster has finally become a mother. Nessie fans from all over the world are now enthusiastically flocking from near and far to admire this natural wonder.
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Sight of young female pharmacist causes man with penile yeast infection to spontaneously purchase cough syrup

Augsburg (dpo) - Confronted with a young female pharmacist, a 25-year-old man with a very itchy penile yeast infection spontaneously bought a bottle of cough syrup instead of a soothing cream in central Augsburg today. By his own account, he had already tried in vain to procure a treatment for his ailment at several different pharmacies.
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These 8 features make the iPhone 11 the best smartphone ever

Apple’s most recent big hit comes twelve years after the launch of the first ever iPhone. The new iPhone, the iPhone 11, was recently unveiled in Cupertino setting new standards in design and functionality. These 8 features are the reason why the iPhone 11 is the best smartphone ever:
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Huge celebrations as champagne factory christened with cruise ship

Epernay (dpo) - Yesterday, tens of thousands of visitors attended a factory opening that appealed to the audience in quite a special way. The champagne manufacturer invited visitors and VIPs to the grand inauguration. The highlight of the ceremony was the cruise ship, which is traditionally thrown against the walls of the factory.
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The couldn’t-care-less generation: 95 percent of all babies do not help with household chores

Princeton (dpo) - Is the world’s laziest generation of all times impending upon us? According to an international study by approved sociologists of Princeton University, USA; newborns of the last two years rarely or never help with their parents’ household chores.
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