Vets save life of mayfly in 23-hour emergency operation

Bamberg (dpo) – In the close shave of the week, a team of experts at Bamberg veterinary hospital managed to save the life of a mayfly in an emergency operation lasting 23 hours. The animal was diagnosed with a severe congenital heart defect upon hatching. This diagnosis necessitated the emergency surgical procedure, otherwise the fly would probably only have survived for one day.
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Trump to wear special mask to combat persistent breathing problems

Washington, DC (dpo) - While President Donald Trump’s state of health has improved, he is still suffering from shortness of breath, which is evident in his speech. For medical reasons, the President will therefore need to wear a special mask over the coming weeks.

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Trump encourages nation: “Anyone with a helicopter and personal medical team can beat COVID”

Washington (dpo) - President Donald Trump has returned home to the White House after his hospital stay fighting coronavirus. Now, he has a message to encourage the American people: “Anyone with a helicopter and personal medical team can beat COVID.” This was the President’s message in a video released by the White House. “So there is no reason to be scared of catching this virus.”

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“The most positive test any President has ever completed” – Trump announces COVID test result

Washington (dpo) - No President has ever achieved this before. Today, President Donald Trump took the stage in front of the US capital’s assembled media to proudly announce his coronavirus test results.

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Study reveals final beer of evening frequently causes sickness and headaches

Heidelberg (dpo) - Researchers at the Institute for Food Science in Heidelberg have now discovered what seasoned drinkers have long suspected: in nine out of ten cases, the final beer consumed at the end of a merry night out is bad. It can thus can lead to stomach troubles, sickness and headaches.
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Meat industry launches world’s first pork and beef smoothie

Cologne (dpo) - Finally, there is a trendy new drink for keen carnivores and vegophobes! A butchers’ cooperative has come together to produce the first pork and beef smoothie. The smoothie is due be in mass production from June and will then be available in numerous supermarkets.
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The value of x to be fixed at 5 once and for all

Bonn (dpo) - This news is guaranteed to delight maths grouches all over the world! Determining the value of x is the goal in countless mathematical problems and now the world-renowned Max Planck Institute for Mathematics has finally fixed it at 5 exactly.
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