Survey: people in relationships more prone to cheating than singles

Munich (dpo) - Popular opinion has it that singles are reckless go-getters with ever-changing partners, who have no idea of what the term ‘faithfulness’ actually means. A recent survey is now challenging this long-standing prejudice: according to polling institute Opinion Control, people in relationships cheat significantly more on their partners than do their non-attached counterparts.
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World’s first vegan zoo attracts thousands of visitors

Brisbane, Australia (dpo) - You won’t find any antelopes or polar bears here! This is the world’s first vegan zoo. Today, the Brisbane attraction opened its doors for the very first time and welcomed throngs of guests who will find no animals in this unusual park. Instead, they are able to admire 100% plant-based alternatives.
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Perfect solution: Scotland and Switzerland to swap places due to Brexit

Edinburgh, Bern (dpo) - The governments of Scotland and Switzerland have taken a historic decision: before the end of summer, the two countries are to swap their current state territories. This means that Switzerland will finally cease to be surrounded by EU member states, whilst Scotland, facing the prospective withdrawal of the UK from the EU next year, will move right into the heart of the Europe.
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12 pack: Durex introduces a ‘year’s supply’ pack of condoms for married couples

Slough, UK (dpo) - The well-known condom manufacturer Durex has announced the launch of bulk packs of condoms marketed specifically towards married couples. According to the manufacturers, these new packs will contain 12 condoms which are absolutely safe and precisely measured out in number to cater for exactly one year of marital sex.
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Trump pays Rudy Giuliani $130,000 to stay silent from now on

Washington, D.C. (dpo) - He’s done it again! Donald Trump today ordered a payment of $130,000 to his lawyer, Rudy Giuliani, under the condition that Giuliani refrains from causing any further embarrassment to the administration by speaking in public.
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Man inserts cotton bud too far into ear, accidentally resets himself to factory settings

Cardiff (dpo) - A man from Cardiff is experiencing a true renaissance after inserting a cotton swab so far into his ear that he managed to reset himself to factory settings. Now, the 28-year-old is having to relearn basic skills such as speaking, walking and eating independently. Experts are faced with a complete mystery.
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Canadian lumberjack accidentally voted Portland’s ‘Hipster of the Year’

Portland, OR (dpo) - While on holiday in the picturesque city of Portland, OR, a Canadian tourist found himself awarded the title ‘Hipster of the Year 2018’ by the local hipster community. 29 year-old lumberjack Kyle Tremblay was praised by the panel for his authentic hipster look, despite his never having entered the competition.
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