Timmy was sitting by the window in his room watching the other children excitedly celebrating Halloween. “We don’t believe in this American nonsense”, explain Timmy’s parents when asked about the affair. “That’s why he had been sent to his room. We didn’t want him to get any daft ideas.”
Timmy was too curious, though. He leaned too far out of the window and fell down from upstairs, landing outside. He twisted his shoulder and received a severe laceration to the forehead which bled heavily.
Sweets: almost as good as first aid |
The police pieced together the scene and eventually worked out that Timmy must have rung 50 different doorbells and collected 10 kg (22 lb) of sweets. He also received five extensive lectures about tomorrow being All Saints’ Day and was chased away with a garden hose three times. One elderly gentleman even set his Dachshund on the injured boy.
Little Timmy was discovered in one resident’s front garden in the early hours, covered in a mountain of bonbons, boiled sweets and chocolates. He was taken to hospital and is now stable. However, the police have confiscated his sweets since, according to a spokesperson, they were “acquired under false pretences”.
ssi; picture above: istockphoto, picture on the right: © Jenifoto - Fotolia.com; first published 2017-11-01
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