+++ Ford knocks: Harrison asks for access to army base +++
+++ One ring to rule the mall: Sauron conquers shopping centre +++
+++ "Yes, this is the case": musician confirms to new roadie that black box is to protect instruments +++
+++ Hugh!: Hefner asked the reaper "who's next?" +++
+++ Wasn't hard: pretty nurse easily able to spot patient with erectile dysfunction +++
adl, tsc, len, tom, kop, frcx
