Wall between USA and Mexico restricted to height of 2 inches due to budget constraints

Washington (dpo) - The White House has now revealed draft plans for the border wall between Mexico and the USA demanded by President Donald Trump. The most startling revelation was that, in order to keep to the budget of only $12 bn set by Mr Trump during the Presidential campaign, the wall can only reach a maximum of 5 cm (approx. 2 in) in height.
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Trump disgusted that French copied tower from Paris Las Vegas Hotel

Paris (dpo) - Scandal takes hold of Donald Trump’s trip to France. On a visit to the capital, the President of the United States became enraged that the French had shamelessly copied the tower of the famous Paris Las Vegas Hotel in Nevada, USA. President Trump explained that he is fighting back against other nations simply appropriating symbols of American culture in this way.
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