“It is true,” announced Mrs Karmabai, “despite resistance from the opposition, the proposal did pass with a majority of votes. This led the former Government to dismiss all Members of Parliament, including themselves and the Prime Minister, with immediate effect. These positions are to be filled by representatives of the Indian company CheapGov, which is my employer.”
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New UK Prime Minister, Nirmala Karmabai, wants to do what is best for the citizens she governs, even if they are over 4,000 miles away |
Towards the end of the press conference, Mrs Karmabai appealed to British citizens to remain calm, offering the following advice: “Please do not worry. For you, the people of the United Kingdom, nothing much is going to change.”
Meanwhile, some departments within the new Government have already been assigned their first tasks. The Foreign Office (formerly: Home Office) is looking into plans to introduce Hindi as a second language in addition to English, while the Even More Foreign Office (formerly: Foreign Office) is to establish a strategy to increase trade with India. Furthermore, the Government as a whole is working on plans to move into a larger parliamentary building in New Delhi and to increase parliamentary allowances eightfold.
These points have already been agreed upon with leading opposition politicians Arundhati Narayan (Labour Party) and Rabindranath Devi (Scottish National Party).
ssi; picture above: Fotolia, picture on the right: Arunjithp
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