Friday 24 April 2020

“We have a plan!” Epidemiologist advises doing the opposite of whatever Donald Trump says

Washington (dpo) - Is this how the USA will beat coronavirus? Dr Anthony Fauci, Director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, believes the way to combat the coronavirus is simply to do the complete opposite of whatever President Trump recommends.

“We have done all the math again and we know now that there is a chance for the USA to come through the corona pandemic in relatively good shape,” explained Dr Fauci. “We must immediately start doing the exact opposite of whatever President Trump tells us at all times.”
The official advice is therefore the following:
President Trump claims that coronavirus is a harmless infection that will miraculously disappear in a few weeks. We should therefore take the pandemic very seriously.
President Trump advises citizens to take an untested drug with dangerous side effects to treat the virus. This is to be understood as a strict warning not to take this medication under any circumstances.
President Trump states that he will not wear a facemask. This is a clear sign that it is time we all started wearing masks.
The USA should therefore be grateful to have a statesman like President Trump at the helm, claims Dr Fauci. Simply observing his daily tirades and turning them on their head, the USA benefits from 100% reliable advice on how to behave in these times. No other country in the world can claim to have a similar advantage. “We simply have to use this opportunity correctly,” explains Dr Fauci. President Trump was standing next to Dr Fauci throughout the press briefing and appeared upset by the recommendations. “Dr Fauci is talking fake news. Don’t listen to him.” For millions of Americans this was the proof they needed to know that Dr Fauci’s approach might just work.
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Read The German version HERE.

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