“La la la la la, Mr Khomeini is in Iran - don't confuse it with Pakistan,” sings highly decorated Four-Star General Doug Henderson Jr., as he makes a serious-looking hand puppet take a bow. “Mr Khomeini wants to have nuclear power. But some people say that he wants to build a bomb. That makes Mr Khomeini mad. He says: boo! Booooo! And who is this? Look! It’s that nasty Russian Vladi…”
Suddenly, the general pauses mid-play, irked. “Mr President, why are you not clapping or angrily throwing popcorn? Is there something wrong with your briefing? Is it too complicated?”
At this, President Biden indignantly requests a standard, paper-format security briefing. His generals are now in the process of illustrating a man with buffalo horns using bright colours in order to warn him of the danger posed by QAnon and other radicalised supporters of his predecessor, President Donald Trump.
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