+++ Sail: big discount on yacht equipment today! +++
+++ "That can't be Sirius!": astronomy student told she has been observing the wrong star for hours +++
+++ Inch Ale: 2.54cm beer is very popular with American prisoners +++
+++ "Fine!": speedy driver reluctantly pays up +++
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