+++ A doll fiddler: Nazi puppet plays violin +++
+++ "B positive": nurse cheers up blood donor +++
+++ Aspen: Colorado man hides writing implement in rectum +++
+++ Bruce: Lee makes his own beer +++
+++ Your whale-cum: waiter responds to being thanked for serving sperm of marine mammal +++
frcx, p2k/len, frcx, sta, marc, sum
