Researchers discover remote rain forest tribe still using iPhone 4S

São Paulo (dpo) - Completely isolated from the outside world – an international team of anthropologists has discovered an indigenous tribe in Brazil whose members are so underdeveloped that they still use the iPhone 4S. To protect this ancient people from the harmful influences of modern civilization, the Brazilian Government refuses to disclose the Amazon tribe’s exact location.
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Record high visitor numbers for spa advertising gluten-free air

Bad Rabenwalde (dpo) - The owners of the spa resort in question are swamped with bookings. The mention of “gluten-free air” in an advertising leaflet resulted in visitors swarming to rural German spa resort of Bad Rabenwalde.
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North Korea threatens ultimate threat if world does not take threats seriously

Pjöngjang (dpo) - Renewed sabre-rattling in North Korea as dictator Kim Jong-un announces on state television that if pushed, he would be willing to use the most dreadful threat of all time. This applies if the international community does not start to take notice of North Korea’s threats to date. Military experts are taking the threat of the threat seriously since nobody knows the full scale of North Korea’s arsenal of intimidating statements.
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Vets save life of mayfly in 23-hour emergency operation

Bamberg (dpo) – In the close shave of the week, a team of experts at Bamberg veterinary hospital managed to save the life of a mayfly in an emergency operation lasting 23 hours. The animal was diagnosed with a severe congenital heart defect upon hatching. This diagnosis necessitated the emergency surgical procedure, otherwise the fly would probably only have survived for one day.
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Meat industry launches world’s first pork and beef smoothie

Cologne (dpo) - Finally, there is a trendy new drink for keen carnivores and vegophobes! A butchers’ cooperative has come together to produce the first pork and beef smoothie. The smoothie is due be in mass production from June and will then be available in numerous supermarkets.
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The value of x to be fixed at 5 once and for all

Bonn (dpo) - This news is guaranteed to delight maths grouches all over the world! Determining the value of x is the goal in countless mathematical problems and now the world-renowned Max Planck Institute for Mathematics has finally fixed it at 5 exactly.
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UK to dig huge moat along EU border

London (dpo) - The British government’s Brexit preparations are now crystallising. Having delivered its official notice to leave the EU, the UK immediately began physically demarcating its territorial border with the EU. Sources close to the government revealed that a moat is to be constructed along the entire UK border to ensure separation. The moat is expected to be completed by the time the UK officially leaves the EU in 2019.
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